Friday, September 19, 2008

10 Reasons Why Mages are Fantastic Lovers

Matticus has challenged classes everywhere to speak up about why they make great lovers. On behalf of mages everywhere, here's my list!

10. We burn with the passion of fire, can send icy chills down your spine, and can take it slow like arcane.

9. We're smart. We know our way around.

8. We're masters at wine-and-dining.

7. We peel clothes off our lovers faster than aggro off of tanks.

6. Two words: Jaina Proudmoore.

5. If you're looking for a one night stand, we'll be happy to port you home afterwards.

4. Mirror Image. Think you can handle 4 of us?

3. Just when you think we're spent, we Evocate, and give it another go.

2. Jaina Proudmoore. Seriously, it's worth repeating.

1. When the deed's done, we'll light your cigarette.


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA! That was great!

LarĂ­sa said...

Wow, you did it. I gave it a thought but couldn't come up with anything.

Btw, nice new subtitle of your blog!

krizzlybear said...

many thanks, the both of you!

edited the blog description a slight bit, to make a bit more sense.

Dezdemone said...

Light your cigarette! rofl, that was hilarious!

Matticus said...

Big fan of number 3! Wish I could do that sometimes :(

Rhii said...

Oh too funny! I laughed aloud and read it to my roommate who looked at me like I had a screw loose and didn't ask for an explanation.