Matticus has challenged classes everywhere to speak up about why they make great lovers. On behalf of mages everywhere, here's my list!
10. We burn with the passion of fire, can send icy chills down your spine, and can take it slow like arcane.
9. We're smart. We know our way around.
8. We're masters at wine-and-dining.
7. We peel clothes off our lovers faster than aggro off of tanks.
6. Two words: Jaina Proudmoore.
5. If you're looking for a one night stand, we'll be happy to port you home afterwards.
4. Mirror Image. Think you can handle 4 of us?
3. Just when you think we're spent, we Evocate, and give it another go.
2. Jaina Proudmoore. Seriously, it's worth repeating.
1. When the deed's done, we'll light your cigarette.
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